function get_random()
{

fortunes = new Array(
"A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you",
"A good time to finish up old tasks",
"A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance",
"An empty stomach is not a good political advisor",

"Accept the next proposition you hear",
"Answer just what your heart prompts you",
"All your hard work will soon pay off",
"Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise and balance",

"Being aware of your fears will improve your life",

"Confucius say: lovers in triangle not on square",

"Don't be hasty; prosperity will knock on your door",

"Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment",

"Good health will be yours for a long time",
"Good news will be brought to you by mail",

"Helping a friend is like helping yourself",
"He who hurries cannot walk with dignity",

"If your desires aren't extravagant, they'll be granted",

"Ignorance never settles a question",

"It is better to get something done late than never",
"It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today",

"Keep your plans secret for now",

"Liars, when they speak the truth, are not believed",
"Listen not to vain words of empty tongue",
"Long life is in the store for you",

"Men are entagled by their tongues",

"Nature, time and patience are the great physicians",
"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you",

"Our first and last love is... self-love",

"Patience is worth more than a bushel of brains",

"Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress",
"Simplicity of character is result of profound thought",
"Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause",

"The current year will bring yo much happiness",
"The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days",
"The physician heals; nature makes well",
"The will of the people is the best law",

"Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time",

"What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow",

"You are able to undertake and complete anything",
"You are always welcome in any gathering",
"You are a person of culture",
"You are broad minded and socially active",

"You are contemplative and analytical by nature",
"You are generous and always think of other fellows",
"You are going to have a very comfortable old age",
"You are going to have some new clothes",
"You are heading in the right direction",
"You are interested in public service",
"You are independent politically",
"You are original and creative",
"You are the center of every group's attention",
"You are sociable and entertaining at all times",

"You have a friendly heart and are well admired",
"You have a keen intuition and emotional sensitivity",
"You have a natural grace and consideration for others",
"You have a potential and ability for accomplishment",
"You have a quiet and unobstrusive nature",
"You have a reputation for being straightforward",
"You have a yearning for perfection",

"You have an ability to sense and know higher truth",
"You have an unusually magnetic personality",

"You never hesitate to tackle most difficult problems",

"You will always be surrounded by true friends",
"You will always have good luck in your affairs",
"You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble",
"You will be showered with good luck",
"You will be successful in your work",
"You will have many friends when you need them",
"You will make change for the better",
"You will make many changes before settling down",
"You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier",
"You will soon be honored by someone you respect",
"You will travel to many places",

"You'll be fortunate in everything you put your hands",
"You'll be fortunate in opportunities presented to you",

"Your business will assume vast proportions",
"Your happiness is interwined with your outlook on life",
"Your life will be happy and peaceful",
"Your love life will be happy and harmonious",
"Your luck has been completely changed today",
"Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical"
);

i = Math.floor(Math.random()*fortunes.length);

get_fortune(i);
}

function get_fortune(parm)
{
document.write(fortunes[parm] + "\n");
}